Love � A riddle wrapped up in an enigma

So I saw this post and I thought wow love isn't meant for adults alone, there's around us even the tiniest embryo knows love :D
A group of 4 to 8 year-olds was asked, “What does love mean?” The answers they gave were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.

–”When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toe nails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” (Rebecca – age 8 )

–”When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.” (Billy – age 4)

–”Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” (Chrissy – age 6 )

–”Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” ( Terri – age 4 )

–”Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” (Danny – age 7)

–”Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday” (Tina – age 7)

–”Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” (Tommy – age 6 )

–”During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling! He was the only one doing that.

I wasn’t scared anymore. That’s love” (Cindy -age 8 )

–”My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.” (Clare – Age 5)

–”Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.” (Elaine – age 5)

–”Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.” (Mary Ann – age 4 )

Love………… is not only made for lovers……. its also for friends who luv each other sometimes better than their lover.

RAMBLINGS of an ALTER EGO -My Nemesis: I just don't have Any Comma Sense

RAMBLINGS of an ALTER EGO -My Nemesis: I just don't have Any Comma Sense

I just don't have Any Comma Sense

I think if I had to pay for every time I used a comma, my Debit card would already be showing code red

I love using comma’s, however I truthfully have no idea where they go or where to place them. I usually just insert them wherever I take a breath in my thinking, or whenever I want to make a sentence look more esthetically attractive.

(I’m a Leo, what can I tell you?)

I mean does a comma always go after the word but or so?

But, I like it that way.

So, tell me the truth.

And does a comma always proceed the word because?

I walked across the street, because I needed to get to the other side.

Another place I’m confused about comma usage is in this sentence.

Yesterday, I found out the comma key on my computer was missing. I freaked!

Should a comma go after the word yesterday?

And do I really need to use a common in this sentence?

Happy Birthday, my friend.

Lately, I’ve been trying to notice how other writers use comma’s in their blog posts, but I still can’t find an answer because everyone seems to use comma’s differently.

I also read something online that said you can never really use too many comma’s. So, if in doubt….use them.

But, I serious sense that one day I may use up all the comma's in the world, and will have to resort to this….

Hi (comma) my name is Biola (comma) and I’m seriously thinking about taking an English course (comma) because I have no comma sense. So (comma) can someone recommend a school (comma) or I fear there will soon be a comma shortage.

So, if you could share any tips about comma usage in your comments, I would greatly appreciate it.

Thank you everyone!

P.S. Oh….and by the way, right after I wrote this post, I found an interesting picture on the Internet depicting the various positions that comma’s do the nasty.



Horny little buggers, aren’t they?

It’s no wonder I love using comma’s. :P

Bad experience

So I'm waiting for my friend at the mall at this random guy comes up to me and asks me a good place to get a phone and being the nice girl that I am I tell him and then he says thank you. I'm expecting the dude to ex but he doesn't so I'm thinking to myself maybe he wants me to show him the shop so I direct him but dude still doesn't leave and now I'm thinking to myself what does this one want now suddenly he comes closer to me and I realize it's one of those tactics boys use to pick up babes . As the dude talks the stench that comes from his mouth was so overwhelming that I was short of words but I regained my consciousness afterwards . Anyways this is the convo that took place
Dude:You have a beautiful smile
Me: Thank you
Dude: What's your name
Me: (behaves as if I didn't hear him ) Sorry?
Dude : Your name
Me : Oh Stephanie (that's my fake name :P)
Dude : beautiful name for a beautiful girl ...like really?!, I've heard that line too many times it's beginning to sound like a broken record to me
Me: Gives the fake smile and walks into a random shop
Dude: follows me into the shop and says you want something?
Me: I'm not here to shop, I'm waiting for my friend
Dude : okay but you can pick something , anything you like
Me: In my head (trust me if I wanted to pick something it wouldn't be from this shop) but smiles and says thanks but no thanks
Dude: Okay can you give me your number then
Me: (ahh the inevitable question) Sorry I don't have a phone
Dude : okay where do you live
Me: On the other side
Dude: where's the other side
Me : On the other side of the city (Puts earphones in ear and makes attempt to ignore dude)
Dude : thought you said you didn't have a phone
Me: It's an ipod touch not an iphone (which century does this one come from)
Dude :Okay can't I contact you with that
Me: Gives confused look... thankfully my friend comes along to save me from the stupid conversation with the random dude
I've learnt m lesson I'm never being nice to any random dude with a bad breath EVER AGAIN!!!!

Eclipse of the " wounds"

I met you, I became friends with you, I fell in love with you, I was prepared to do anything for you and you threw it in my face now it feels like you were never there,it feels like you never existed, it feels like you were just a figment of my imagination and now I know you were never real, you were just an illusion created by my image of "Mr Perfect". But alas it doesn't matter anymore for I have realized your absence is more present than your existence and I don't have to worry anymore because you're NOTHING but THE PAST.

Friends - Dirty Talk Joey & Ross

Right so after watching that video... did you find yourself thinking dirty words??!!! Its so funny ..cant stop laughing!

I think in general everyone has a dirty mind these days..you can find innuendos out of everything these days... I was watching an episode of Friends the other day and Joey was teaching Ross to talk dirty.

The Procrastinator's Creed

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.

8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan-start-finish, but is wait-plan-plan.

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

OOO EMM EFF GEE!!!!!! I procrastinated again

So I was supposed to get my assignment done today and I realized I hadn't cleaned my room so I decided to clean it so I wouldn't sit in a messy room while I got my homework done, as I was cleaning my room I felt hungry and so I decided to get a snack so I wouldn't be hungry while I cleaned my room, while i was looking for a snack I discovered I didn't have any groceries so I decided to go to the grocery store so I wouldn't have to bother about it while I got a snack , As I was doing my grocery shopping I figured I needed some stationeries so I got them so i wouldn't have to bother about them while I did my grocery shopping. I finally did all my shopping and when I got home I decided I didn't want a snack anymore and so I decided to whip up something to eat, while I was making something to eat I remembered I hadn't finished cleaning my room and then it dawned on me that I hadn't started my assignment either. Well, I’ve finally decided it’s time to deal with my procrastination...hold on I’ve just realized I have to take the garbage out.

Okay, I’m back. As I was saying procrastination is something that has to be dealt with a well organized plan…hold on I just realized that a show I wanted to see on the on the food channel is coming on. Back in 30.